The new Microsoft engine fails several of my search standard litmus tests. OBSERVE.

Round 1: YEAH CYBERSTORE

http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&=&q=ABCT+cyberstore&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=

versus

http://www.bing.com/search?q=ABCT+cyberstore&go=&form=QBLH

Round 2: ‘Go Shit in Your Hat’

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=geh+kak+afen+yam&aq=0&oq=GEH+KAK+A&aqi=g1

versus

http://www.bing.com/search?q=geh+kak+afen+yarn&go=&form=QBRE

Round 3: The Seanbaby

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22ARE+YOU+FILLED+WITH+DELICIOUS+CANDY%22&btnG=Search&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

versus

http://www.bing.com/search?q=%22ARE+YOU+FILLED+WITH+DELICIOUS+CANDY%22&go=&form=QBRE

COLOR ME UNIMPRESSED

And just for fun, here’s how the best search engine in the known universe did:

http://www.cuil.com/search?q=abct+cyberstore

http://www.cuil.com/search?q=geh+kak+afen+yarn

http://www.cuil.com/search?q=%22ARE+YOU+FILLED+WITH+DELICIOUS+CANDY%22