READ THIS. RIGHT NOW. BEFORE YOU SPEND ANOTHER DOLLAR.

http://www.mises.org/story/1568

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Get ready for a lot of this.

1.) I love the 70’s/80’s/90’s was created as crib notes so children can learn about these times, and then pretend they know about these decades to appear that they are cool. They are in fact NOT cool and should be avoided.

2.) You can get tourette’s for stuff other than cuss words. Number combinations are particularly popular, such as 9-11. Collorary: America could be expected to elect a president not just on subtle suggestions of fear (like in 2004), but now, with direct, absolute “Do-this-or-else” kinds of threats. Also: Americans don’t mind being patronized by their potential leaders.

3.) I love scotch, in a totally academic, like appreciating a fine cigar and Not having twenty a day, sort of way. Yes: snob levels increasing. Watch out.

4.) I don’t care what a lot of people have to say. Eat pork chops!

5.) Some people care what I have to say. They’re probably reading this. You guys are hot.

6.) Whores are real AND THEY ARE OUT THERE.

7.) Mike Huckabee makes Richard Simmons look like Gene Simmons. You’ll see what that means eventually, I’m sure!

8.) Scooby-Doo

This place so needs a format change.