Guy: You said fill, right? Not twenty?

Me: Yeah, fill it up, please.

Guy: Ahh, okay. Just making sure, cause these prices are crazy.

Me: (Laughs) And you’re the one saying this.

Guy: What?

Me: ..I mean, you’re selling the gas, and even You think these prices are ridiculous.

Guy: Well, I don’t make the prices…

Me: Yeah, I know it, but still…it’s gotten That bad, where you’d detach yourself like that.

Guy: (Laughing) Oh, oh I see. You know what happens is, people come in, they say fill, and then they’re like, OH NO NO, I SAID FIVE DOLLARS! And I’ve got to pay for that.

Me: You’re serious?? Oh, that’s ridiculous.

Guy: You know who does that a lot? Women. Fucking assholes.

Me: (polite laugh) Oh, those stupid bitches.

Guy: (laughs hard) Okay, you have a good night.

Me: Yeah, you too meng.